The Assmen attended an outdoor event, and we were itching to pull a prank using our favorite vile-smelling ASS product. Well, what comes into view but a row of port-a-potties. Yeah, we know what you are thinking - porta-potties stink anyway - right? However, these porta-potties used that new blue deodorizing toilet water and actually smelled nice. Well, we took care of business and changed that situation. We had our digital camera with us, and we were able to record these two ladies' opinion of Liquid ASS (1.4 MB). It appears that they are now believers. (The shadows of the Assmen are in the foreground.)
Listeners of the Jeff O'Neil Show of 99.3 The Fox, Vancouver, will do just about anything to earn Tool tickets from Jeff O'Neil's Toolbox. This listener had to pour Liquid ASS on her hand and get nine people on the street to sniff it (WMV, 5.0 MB).
Here is a short audio excerpt of Jeff, Charis, and Scotty introducing Liquid ASS and Stink Finger Monday
(MP3, 267 KB)
On 22June, Assman #2 was in the studio with The Rise Guys of New Rock 93.3 The Planet, Greenville, SC. Pretending to the inventor of a new cologne "Crave", he helped The Rise Guys pull an on-air prank. The Rise Guys brought in salesguys Zach and Keith to sniff a "Crave" scent card. What they didn't know was that it was a Liquid ASS scent card. You can watch their reactions by clicking on the image below.
The Assmen were interviewed live 22February2006 by Preston and Steve of 93.3 WMMR Rocks! Philadelphia.
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12October Preston and Steve listener feedback: brother–in–law and sister–in–law payback prank
(MP3, 471 KB).
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05April Preston and Steve listener feedback Liquid ASS dorm prank: the
"lair of the obnoxious bitches"
gets ASS'd (MP3, 624 KB).
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Short excerpt of Preston and Steve talking about the funny Liquid ASS prank
that CaseyBoy pulled on WMMR salesman Matt (MP3, 190 KB)
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Short excerpt of sales guy Matt's thoughts
of the Liquid ASS office prank. (MP3, 113 KB)
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Listen to Preston and Steve discuss Liquid ASS
(MP3, 3.2 MB)
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Short excerpt of Preston and Steve commenting on the smell of Liquid ASS
. (MP3, 410 KB)
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Ladies, here is strong evidence
that men are liars (MP3, 927 KB).
The Assmen were interviewed live 18May2006 by Jeff and Jer of Star 94.1 Variety, San Diego.
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Jeff tells how he discovered Liquid ASS. Then each of the morning show staff takes a whiff of Liquid ASS and gives their own testimonial
of the smell (MP3, 4.8 MB)
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Short excerpt of Jeff exclaiming that Liquid ASS truly is liquid ass
(MP3, 216 KB)
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Randy must have a weak stomach. Here is a short excerpt of Randy puking
after sampling Liquid ASS (MP3, 711 KB)
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Short excerpt of Laura's reaction
after sampling Liquid ASS (MP3, 417 KB)
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Tommy, the producer of the Jeff and Jer Showgram, pulls an office prank by having their radio station sales coworkers evaluate
a new Jeff and Jer Cologne. (MP3, 3.0 MB)
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Short excerpt Jeff and Jer affirming that Liquid ASS is truth in advertising
(MP3, 131 KB)
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Short excerpt Jeff and Jer describing the smell of Liquid ASS as "olfactory hell"
(MP3, 137 KB)
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Short excerpt of salesgirl Brittany's opinion
of the new Jeff and Jer cologne (MP3, 126 KB)
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Tommy pulls another prank. This time he dons a pocket handkerchief soaked in Liquid ASS, enters a Starbucks
, gets some funny reactions, and orders a large crappuccino with a squirt of Hershey's. (MP3, 3.6 MB)
Liquid ASS was featured on the debut of the Walrus Show.
Nobody Likes Onions is an internet radio comedy talk show and podcast produced by stand–up comedian Patrick Melton. The hosts address humorous events in their lives, and also satirize current events, pop culture, other podcasts and even the show's fans.
On Episode 111 , "FTW! WTF?", the show ponders the uses of "the nastiest substance on earth — Liquid ASS." (MP3, 2.5 MB).
CPWSRadio is a weekly podcast brought to you by the CPWS Crew focusing on comedy, news, and a healthy dose of local musical talent.
On Episode 24 , "Can't You Smell That Smell?", CyberPunk Liquid ASS's his CPWSRadio crew at the beginning of the podcast (MP3, 260 KB).
The Assmen set up a booth at the Huntin' Time Expo in Grand Rapids the weekend of 27-29 January. While we were there, we took some time to have some show attendees verify that Liquid ASS lives up to its name. (These are wmv files of size 1.8 MB, 0.8 MB, 1.1 MB, and 1.6 MB respectively.)
What is the Torture Chamber?
The Morning Stiffy DJs have weekly NFL wagers. The loser must do a stunt
predetermined by the winner. However, if all three pick correctly, then Sack has to do the stunt. In Week 9, the Minnesota Vikings, Pittsburgh Steelers, and Cleveland Browns won, so Sack got "assed".
Here are some quotes from the show. Click the linked text to hear the audio clip (the largest is 45 KB).
"It exceeds
"Here's what it is - it is like if you had to wipe a fat man
"It is as if you're dipping your head in an outhouse."
"It doesn't smell just like poop, it smells like a men's restroom
"Just the memory
"It's worse than you think. We cannot describe this smell."
"Oooh! Ohhhh! Baby diapers!"
You can hear the entire
Liquid ASS Torture Chamber (MP3, 2.9 MB) or a condensed
version (MP3, 1 MB).
For some reason, Joe the producer must perform a weekly stunt to earn points. This time, he had to gargle chloroseptic. In the meantime, some Liquid ASS appears out of nowhere and Joe's fear of Liquid ASS gets the better of him (WMV, 4.0 MB)
You can purchase Liquid ASS for as low as $3.78 per bottle. Simply go to the Products page of our online store.
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