Funny Halloween Pranks

Liquid ASS:  Funny Halloween Pranks   For some rank, gut–busting, but non–destructive Halloween pranks, break out the Liquid ASS. Liquid ASS Halloween pranks will have you howling with laughter while the moon shines. Get the Halloween party started with a few...

Truly a Gag Gift

Looking for a gag gift that will really make them gag? With an authentic butt-crack smell, Liquid ASS will do the job. The smell will make them gag and everyone will howl with laughter watching the reaction. Lighten up any birthday, Christmas, or retirement party with...

Funny April Fools’ Day Pranks

Liquid ASS:  Funny April Fools’ Day Pranks   Put Your April Fools’ Day Pranks Over the Top With some clever, somewhat devious, uses of Liquid ASS, you can pull the funniest April Fools’ Day pranks ever. Liquid ASS should be a key part of every...

Suggested Use

The Method Most Preferred by the Assmen Best results are obtained when used indoors. Squirt liberally with a sweeping motion over a large surface area. On most carpeted floors, Liquid ASS is not visible and the smell lasts longer. On tile floors, squirt in the corners...