Contact Liquid ASS

Liquid ASS novelty stink prank liquid is manufactured in the United States by Liquid ASSets Novelties.

Contact the ASSmen

By mail:
    Liquid ASSets Novelties, LLC
    P.O. Box 111
    New Haven, IN 46774

email: Use our email contact form. Typically, you will have a response from us within a few hours.

Phone: We prefer you email us first.
However, if you would like to talk to the Assmen directly please call Allen (Assman #1) at 419.771.9538 or Andrew (Assman #2) at 260.348.3001. You will not be put on hold as these are direct numbers. We encourage you to leave a message if the call should go to voice mail. We will return your call ASAP.

MSDS: Liquid ASS has been thoroughly tested by an independent lab and found to be safe. The Material Safety Data Sheet for Liquid ASS notes that "No hazardous ingredients known to be present."