These beautiful fake dog poop specimens look just like the real thing. Made in the USA, this dog poop is a high–quality product unlike those cheap rubber molded ones coming from China.
Get plenty of laughs fooling your family and friends. They will be going ape–shit when they think that the dog just shat on their living room floor. Better yet, spruce the poo up with some Liquid ASS and watch them gag.
No two of our Fake Dog Poops are alike. They are hand–crafted, so that though most are similar in shape, each is unique.
Our Fake Dog Poo is another high–quality, effective, harmless gag gift brought to you by the Assmen.
Made from real coffee grounds, Nope It's Soap is the perfect gag gift for the coffee lover or for the obsessive–compulsive hand–washing clean freak in your life.
Nope It's Soap can be used for fake dog poo pranks.
Kids will think it's hilarious washing up with Nope It's Soap in the bath tub.
Because of the gritty coffee grounds, Nope It's Soap works great for shop/utility sink.
Nope It's Soap is another high–quality, funny gag gift brought to you by the Assmen.
Liquid ASS is just that — authentic butt–crack stench in liquid form. Apply a few squirts on and around the fake dog poop. After 5–10 minutes, the Liquid ASS takes off and produces an intense, long–lasting shit smell. People's rection to the visual shock and olfactory horror caused by your foul–smelling, real–looking dog poo will have you laughing 'til it hurts.
You can purchase Liquid ASS for as low as $3.78 per bottle. Simply go to the Products page of our online store.
Page last updated 24Nov2006.
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