Looking for a gag gift that will really make them gag? With an authentic butt-crack smell, Liquid ASS will do the job. The smell will make them gag and everyone will howl with laughter watching the reaction. Lighten up any birthday, Christmas, or retirement party with the gift of ASS.
The stench and longevity of Liquid ASS far exceeds that of Stink Bombs and Fart Spray. Liquid ASS is a highly–concentrated, butt–crack smell with hints of green poo, fart, and dead animal.
You can purchase Liquid ASS for as low as $3.78 per bottle. Simply go to the Products page of our online store.
I just wanted to let you know that both my husband and I retched when we smelled Liquid ASS, just around the cap - we didn't even open it!!!
We gave it to our nephew as a holiday gag gift (a yearly tradition). He was presented with rubber gloves and was told to open it outside. His response was - putrid! - which was exactly what we were looking for.
Your product exceeded all malodorous expectations. I personally thought it smelled of a combination of raw sewage and ripe road-kill. Would love to know if you come out with a new product for next year as it will be hard to top this year's gag gift!
Thanks and Happy New Year.
- Puking in Pittsburgh (still)
Having trouble finding a great novelty gift for the family member who seems to have everything. Liquid ASS makes a hilarious gift that will cause side-splitting laughter. And Liquid ASS keeps on giving since the recipient can use it later to prank his buddies.
You can purchase Liquid ASS for as low as $3.78 per bottle. Simply go to the Products page of our online store.
(New Name with Same Nasty Stink)
Many of us strive to achieve good karma. Inevitably, it is always people who keep us from achieving that goal. People are inconsiderate, annoying, chafing, rude, lying, cheating, and evil. We have figured out how to capture bad karma and now present it in a bottle. Chase away those who are taking away your good karma with a few sprays of Bad Karma. If they are gone, then they cannot ruin your good karma anymore. Plus, your good karma will be bolstered by the resulting salubrious laughter caused by their grimaces and comments while subjected to the benign putrid stench of Bad Karma.
Available online for a limited time.
Just wanted to let you know, your stuff was another hit. I have given this to three different guys and MAN they couldn't believe it. One said it was COOL, one said he knew it was from me because I was the only one he had made mad lately. And lastly my nephew put some in one of the trucks at work and the crew is about to KILL him for it.
Again Thanks for the unique gifts.
- Twila
Searching for a novelty gift that will liven up a birthday or Christmas party. Liquid ASS will tickle their funny bone like nothing else.
You can purchase Liquid ASS for as low as $3.78 per bottle. Simply go to the Products page of our online store.
It's probably the most amazingly disgusting thing I've ever smelled in my entire life . . . congratulations.
It's now going to be a birthday present for my best friend who gets a kick out of 'fart bagging' peoples houses when they throw parties. I can only imagine the terrible things she'll do with her ASS.
Thanks again!
- Aubry, Grand Rapids, MI
Liquid ASS makes a great gift for the practical jokers in your life:
• Friends
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Office workers
• Family members
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College students
• Factory workers
For more on pulling pranks with Liquid ASS, go to our Suggested Uses page for proven methods and ideas.
I have to tell you the excitement over this stuff was too much for me to wait until the official Christmas party at work. I had to give my gag gift early and also before I wrapped it I smelled it and was laughing so hard I could not wait to get to work for the fun to begin. Words can not even discribe the laughing that came from my co-workers . . . one girl pissed her pants it was just unbelievable too funny to imagine. You had to be there to see people's reaction wondering where the smell was or who the smell came from. People were giving each other dirty looks. I was laughing so hard my mascara dripped down my face. Needless to say the work was done for the day. Everyone wanted to know where I got such a gift!!! It is so worth the small price to pay if you are into practical jokes. This stuff is totally awesome. I would encourage anyone who like "shit" like this to give it a try just to see the reaction from people. Also I directed everyone to your website. You made my Christmas party the most memorable ever. People will be talking about this for a very long time to come!!!! Thank you for letting us all laugh ourselves to death with this truly "shit" gift!!!! After the laughing stopped I had to pass the bottle around and everyone just loved it and wanted their own supply !!!!
Thank you "assman". About time someone comes out with good "shit" and yours is #1 A++++ "shit". You're great . . . keep the stuff coming.
Happy holidays and many laughs to you and yours,
- Patti, another happy customer
The smell is bloody awful and my brother is getting them for Christmas!!!!
- Bogey, England
Nope It's Soap is a cappuccino–scented hand soap that looks like dog crap. Made from real gourmet coffee grounds, Nope It's Soap is an ideal, funny novelty gift for the coffee lover or for the obsessive–compulsive hand–washing clean freak in your life.
Nope It's Soap can be used for fake doo poo pranks.
Kids will think it's hilarious washing up with Nope It's Soap in the bath tub.
Because of the gritty coffee grounds, Nope It's Soap works great for shop/utility sink.
The Assmen have added Fake Dog Doo to our Product Catalog These beautiful specimans look just like the real thing. Made in the USA, this poo is a high–quality product unlike those cheap rubber molded ones coming from China.
Get plenty of laughs fooling your family and friends. They will be going ape–shit when they think that the dog just shat on their living room floor. Better yet, spruce the poo up with some Liquid ASS and watch them gag.
Our Fake Dog Doo is another high–quality, effective, harmless novelty gift brought to you by the Assmen.
Liquid ASS has practical uses: catfish stink bait and hunting cover scent.
If you have any specific questions regarding applications of Liquid ASS, feel free to Contact Us.
Page last updated 01August2007.
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