Liquid ASSets Novelties Policies

Store Policies

Liquid ASSets Novelties, LLC offers the following return policy:

The Assmen are fully confident that we have the best stink product on the market. We take pride in offering a high-quality product made in the USA and giving our customers outstanding service. If, for any reason, you are not fully satisfied with the performance and smell of your ASS, we will either send you a replacement or issue you a full refund.

The same policy applies for all our other products as well.

If you have any questions or would just like to bullshit with the Assmen, email us and we will get back with you usually within 12 hours.

Liquid ASS Privacy Policy

Liquid ASSets Novelties, LLC is committed to protecting your privacy. We will not sell or disclose any information to a third party that identifies you without your prior approval. We may use the information we collect to periodically notify you about new services or special offers we think you'll find valuable.

If you would rather not receive this information, use our email contact form to send an email with the word "unsubscribe" and no other content.

Liquid ASSets Novelties, LLC does not sell, trade or rent your personal information to others.

We will not post any feedback received without having permission from the source beforehand.

General Policies

Liquid ASSets Novelties LLC has a company policy of purchasing products that are made in the USA whenever possible.

Liquid ASSets Novelties, LLC's customer service goal is simple: We are committed to providing our customers with total satisfaction. Every time. Guaranteed.

Liquid ASSets Novelties, LLC is not responsible for any damage or personal liabilities cause by misuse of our products. Liquid ASS is for novelty use only and should never be applied to items of high value as heavy application may cause odor to linger. To avoid excessive odor, always test Liquid ASS in a small area first.

You can always contact us. Please feel free to drop us a line to share your thoughts on the site. All comments are welcome.