Welcome to Liquid ASSets Novelties, LLC

Liquid ASS is a uniquely stinky butt-crack smell in a bottle. Great for Practical jokes and gag gifts.

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Liquid Ass 9-Pack

Liquid ASS novelty stink spray. BEST DEAL! Nine (9) bottles of authentic ass-crack stink in liquid form. (Price per bottle: $3.78.)

Market price: $69.75; save: 51%
$34.00
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Liquid Ass 6-Pack

Liquid ASS novelty stink spray. Six (6) bottles of authentic ass-crack stink in liquid form. (Price per bottle: $4.08.)

Market price: $46.50; save: 47%
$24.50
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Liquid Ass 4-Pack

Liquid ASS novelty stink spray. Four (4) bottles of authentic ass-crack stink in liquid form. (Price per bottle: $4.38.)

Market price: $31.00; save: 44%
$17.50
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Liquid Ass

Liquid ASS novelty stink spray. Authentic butt-crack smell in a bottle!

$7.75
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Bad Karma

Has someone ruined your good karma? Remedy the situation with a healthy dose of Bad Karma. The sudden impact of its putrid smell will settle the score harmlessly. The resulting eruption of laughter will restore your good karma. This is the same great ASS smell as Liquid Ass.

$6.75
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Bad Karma 4-pack

Has someone ruined your good karma? Remedy the situation with a healthy dose of Bad Karma. The sudden impact of its putrid smell will settle the score harmlessly. The resulting eruption of laughter will restore your good karma. This is the same great ASS smell as Liquid Ass.

Market price: $27.00; save: 37%
$17.00
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Nope It's Soap

Cappuccino-scented hand soap that looks like dog poop.

Market price: $7.00; save: 11%
$6.25
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Fake Dog Doo

Authentic-looking fake dog doo made in the USA.

$4.25
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Ass Kisser Breath Spray

Ass Kisser breath spray. Ass kissing never tasted so good!

$3.75
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