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Liquid Ass 4-Pack
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Author: Sam "Samiam" Pieprzyca
Dear makers of the most wretched, foul-smelling, stink bomb in the history of mankind,
My name is Samiam and I am a DJ at 102.7 K-ROCK here in San Antonio. Recently, We received some Liquid Ass and tested it in one of our offices during business hours. 5 squirts of this stuff cleared out 2 wings of our building and sent many to a lengthy lunch. Not too long thereafter, FreeBeer and Catfish, who do our morning show, did an interview with you guys to spread the word of this phenomenal product. IT WORKS!! If you are ever in a place you don't particulary wanna be — i.e work, bad movie, ex-girlfriends house, or starbucks hehe >;) — A few squirts of this stuff definently does the trick. It smells so foul that you can even smell it through an unopened bottle.
This stuff is overwhelmingly potent. Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time. Some of those being the lightbulb, the microwave, and the blowup doll. Thank you for your invention.
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Author: Patti, another happy customer
I have to tell you the excitement over this stuff was too much for me to wait until the official Christmas party at work. I had to give my gag gift early and also before I wrapped it I smelled it and was laughing so hard I could not wait to get to work for the fun to begin. Words can not even discribe the laughing that came from my coworkers . . . one girl pissed her pants it was just unbelievable too funny to imagine. You had to be there to see people's reaction wondering where the smell was or who the smell came from. People were giving each other dirty looks. I was laughing so hard my mascara dripped down my face. Needless to say the work was done for the day. Everyone wanted to know where I got such a gift!!! It is so worth the small price to pay if you are into practical jokes. This stuff is totally awesome. I would encourage anyone who like "shit" like this to give it a try just to see the reaction from people. Also I directed everyone to your website. You made my Christmas party the most memorable ever. People will be talking about this for a very long time to come!!!! Thank you for letting us all laugh ourselves to death with this truly "shit" gift!!!! After the laughing stopped I had to pass the bottle around and everyone just loved it and wanted their own supply !!!!
Thank you "assman". About time someone comes out with good "shit" and yours is #1 A++++ "shit". You're great . . . keep the stuff coming.
Happy holidays and many laughs to you and yours.
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Author: ramon negronAKA unknown
this spray is awsome i used it at my school in the art room and it smelled like shit for the rest of the week. somebody told so i got suspened. but all the books and the desks and the computer smelled like shit. hahahah. thanks assmen
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Author: Justin
All i have to say is Good Job...lol it smell Just Like Pure SHIT! I will have alittle bit to much fun with this stuff...:-D
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