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Liquid Ass 6-Pack
Liquid Ass 6-Pack 
Six (6) bottles of our novelty stink spray with an authentic butt-crack smell!

Hello! You are buying a buttload of Liquid ASS! We'd really like to hear all about your prank when it's done with. This is gonna be something else!

Product Description:

Liquid Ass provides a powerful stinky ass smell that can last hours.

Liquid ASS streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid. Apply Liquid ASS to any surface. Arrives with application instructions printed onto the bottle, please follow them. After that, your imagination is the limit!

A little goes a very long way, and this bottle can be used for many applications, yet is small enough to be used discreetly. They'll never know what hit them.

Customer quote: "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."

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Product Number RTL#LA6
Price: $25.45

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Author: Anonymous President and VP
So far we've used your product in two warehouse offices where the employees spend way too much time. They should be in the warehouse working, but instead play solitaire on the computer. They cannot find the source of the incredible ass-packin' stench. We've told them they need to keep their offices cleaner. I'm convinced productivity will increase today.

Liquid Ass - $4.75
Shipping and handling - $5.85
Increased productivity for 1 day - ($500.00)
Employees turning green searching for the source of the stench - priceless.

Thanks Again!


Author: Max
In some weird sick way I LOVE Liquid Ass. I already used half my bottle in the locker room at my work. I'll quote three people's reactions as they walked into the small unventilated room:

"WHOA, someone took a massive shit!"

"What the f*** is that f***ing smell and why isn't it going away?"

"Did something crawl out of someone's ass and die in here?"

It was priceless. I ran out of the locker room dying of laughter. Needless to say I will be buying more, very soon!

Thank you very much.


Author: james jones (dogkilla27870@yahoo.com)
thank u


Author: ryan coleman (rynizzle206@gmail.com)
great


Author: les shambrook (lesshambrook@shaw.ca)
This shit is awesome!!!!!!!!

 
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