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Liquid Ass Single
Liquid Ass Single 

One (1) bottle of our novelty stink spray with an authentic butt-crack smell!

The single bottle of Liquid ASS is available for the skeptics or those who think one bottle is all they will ever need. Liquid ASS is the best stink prank product on the market. Don't take our word for it, here's what our customers are telling us.


Product Description:

Liquid Ass provides a powerful stinky ass smell that can last hours.

The Liquid ASS streaming tip bottle streams out silently in a nearly clear liquid resulting in a powerful stinky butt smell that can last hours. Apply Liquid ASS to any surface. Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle or read through our Suggested Uses page.

The Liquid ASS mister bottle provides a punch of instant ASS smell. We recommend the mister bottle if you are not concerned about being discreet or if you are at a friend's house.

Save 42% per bottle with the Liquid ASS 4–pack.


Customer quote:

"I sprayed a small stream of it in my buddy's office and it ruined his entire day!"

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Product Number RTL#LA1
Price: $7.75

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Author: Dale Johnson, aka, RefOfTheWeek, Mr. Real Deal, Intense Wrestling
This stuff is foul. You can smell it thru the bottle it is so bad! My friend was helping me fix some duct work in my crawl space when I blasted the area with Liquid Ass. I have never dry heaved or laughed as hard as I did when we fought to get to fresh air. This stuff should have been around when I was a kid. I would have been in a lot more trouble growing up but I would've had so much more fun. Enjoy yourselves. I know I will!



Author: Dave Robertson, New Zealand
I must say that the stuff you are selling is perhaps the most vile substance I have encountered to date. I decided to plant a few squirts around one of my coworker's desk. He thought I had let one rip and suddenly the full effect of the substance kicked in and left myself and him gagging, dry-retching and choking. Another coworker (female) came into the room (I must state as well that our workplace is open plan and very spacious) and by this time the Liquid Ass fumes had travelled throughout the office - she nearly puked and said that we were the most foul bastards ever.

A further experiment using a vortex-generating device (an airzooka) left the whole office reeling. We simply placed a small squirt on a paper towel, placed this into the body of the airzooka, let the fumes build up and fired the airzooka. It is quite amazing how far this thing can send a ball of shit-laden stench. It truly is disgusting to be hit in the face by a well-timed puff from this stuff.

I expected this to be more like the old sulfur-smelling Novelty Colognes of the past but have to say that this is quite different. It does not smell like a fart, this smells like pure shit! I have seen people come into the office and then check their feet to see if they stood in anything.

I commend you on your efforts in producing what I believe to be the nastiest stuff ever! I look forward to your future efforts in supplying the world's practical jokers.


 
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