Testimonials

Cleared the whole school by assing the bathrooms + the boys locker room. Suspended for a week. 10/10 would do it again!

My son ordered this product.....He is a senior and spray the halls with the aroma and was suspended for 3 days for pulling a prank. It was that bad! LOL....good times!

Upstairs neighbors are ALWAYS making too much noise at ALL hours. Well, except for when they get a good blast of Liquid Ass into their apartment. Then all hell breaks loose -people screaming, yelling, and getting out of their apartment for a couple of hours. Since the landlord won't evict them and the police won't do anything about their constant assault on my ears, I reserve to the right to orchestrate a counterassault with odor. Their flat learning curve ensures countless hours' worth of pleasure for me and pure hell for them. Thank you, Liquid Ass, for this wonderful nuclear option!

My bitch ass sister in law loves this shit and keeps using it while my bro and I sleep. Pay back is a bitch when she gets a home. I'm having a field day and her NEW home is fucked

Sprayed myself head to toe in "Liquid Ass" before ordering and eating in at the Burger King. My two friends and I were crying and blue from suffocation due to suppressing laughter. Priceless reactions on the train. I thought there was about to be a riot on the Regional Rail train in Philadelphia...

I purchased Liquid Ass and it is freacking awesome it made my friend get mad for spraying that stuff in his house

THE CREATORS OF THIS DESERVE THE NOBEL PRICE IN MY BOOK.... THIS AMAZING SMELL HAS GIVEN ME SO MUCH LAUGHTER AND JOY I CAN NOT BEGIN TO DESCRIBE. THE SMELL, THE REACTIONS, THE FACES, IT IT ALL PRICELESS!!!!! I HAVE SPRAYED THIS GOD-AWEFUL SMELL IN COUNTLESS PLACES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY, AND I HAVE TO SAY, THIS ONE OF THE BEST PRANKS OF ALL TIME. THE JOKES AND LAUGHTER ABOUT THIS WILL NEVER GROW OLD, EVEN WHEN I AM 90 YEARS OLD, I WILL STILL HAVE LOTS OF FUN WITH THIS SHIT IN A BOTTLE SMELL :)

I have had Liquid Ass for years. I bought a 4-pack and keep a bottle in each of my 4 vehicles. It's usually used for rude motorists. Last winter while visiting a friend at the hospital, I came out to find a big GMC Denali parked 3 feet across the line, head-on into the front of my car, cracking the paint on the front fascia. While waiting for Security to show up to write a report, I emptied a half bottle into the fresh air intake cowl in front of the windshield. It was worth the wait to see the man and woman as they left the hospital parking lot in mid-winter, not only with their windows down, but with their heads stuck out the window.

My funniest moment is I ninja squirted couple of cops in a resturant and watching them checking their shoes for dogshit.

I used liquid ass in my class, everyone's faces were priceless and it smelled like shit