Testimonials

liquid ass and butt crack smell saved my marriage!

I purchased Liquid Ass some time ago to use in my fight against an ignorant neightbor who refused to turn his TV & stereo down in the middle of the night.

I removed the filter from his furnace which was located in our shared basement. Sprayed a BUNCH all over the filter, popped the filter back in, ran upstairs and turned down the TV and listened to the GOOD TIMES that only liquid ass can provide!!! My neighbor swore up and down that we either put shit in his heating ducts or there was a plumbing problem. PRICELESS!!!!

I have not received my order as of yet, but talking and ordering their product gave me a great feeling about the kind of company I am dealing with.
Thank you for the fun (in advance)