Liquid Ass Car Prank
This is a prank that me and my dad played on a coworker of mine. We sprayed his car with liquid ass and my dad pretended that he crapped in his pants. Afterwards when we told him the truth, we all had a good laugh.
Gerard
The Assmen attended an outdoor event, and we were itching to pull a prank using our favorite vile-smelling ASS product. Well, what comes into view but a row of port-a-potties. Yeah, we know what you are thinking - porta-potties stink anyway - right? However, these porta-potties used that new blue deodorizing toilet water and actually smelled nice. Well, we took care of business and changed that situation. We had our digital camera with us, and we were able to record these two ladies' opinion of Liquid ASS (1.4 MB). It appears that they are now believers. (The shadows of the Assmen are in the foreground.)
One of the biggest fans has got to be Jay Kaka of Montreal. He has documented his excitement and hilarious capers through a plethera of YouTube videos.
Jay and the Crew experience the stench of Liquid ASS for the first time. Jay can't keep it to himself. He has to share it with his coworkers. (Where the hell does this guy work? — I want a job there.)
Jay's first prank with Liquid Ass is the office bathroom. In the process, two members of the gang get their first whiff of Liquid ASS.
Listeners of the Jeff O'Neil Show of 99.3 The Fox, Vancouver, will do just about anything to earn Tool tickets from Jeff O'Neil's Toolbox. This listener had to pour Liquid ASS on her hand and get nine people on the street to sniff it (WMV, 5.0 MB).
Here is a short audio excerpt of Jeff, Charis, and Scotty introducing Liquid ASS and Stink Finger Monday
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Bubba the Love Sponge gets a taste of that wicked liquid! Here's the deal!
On 22June, Assman #2 was in the studio with The Rise Guys of New Rock 93.3 The Planet, Greenville, SC. Pretending to the inventor of a new cologne "Crave", he helped The Rise Guys pull an on-air prank. The Rise Guys brought in salesguys Zach and Keith to sniff a "Crave" scent card. What they didn't know was that it was a Liquid ASS scent card.
Liquid ASS was featured on the debut of the Walrus Show.
You can purchase Liquid ASS for as low as $3.78 per bottle. Simply go to the Products page of our online store.