Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
Looking for funny gag gifts? Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid ASS.
We have lived in this house for 5 years and always got on really well with the elderly lady next door who is really nice and gives us home grown fruit and vegetables. Six months ago, her son installed a half–witted woman in a caravan in their back yard about one foot from our boundary fence which looks straight down into our back yard.
We tried to be polite, but she is the most annoying woman I've ever met — she talks in a really loud voice nonstop, sometimes all night, watches all our movements and tries to borrow cigarettes. My son, who works long hours, had to move out of his bedroom so he could get some sleep.
I finally had enough and started spraying Liquid ASS on and around the caravan with instant results. There was a lot of calling out and hacking and coughing. It smelled like about 10 dogs did their business around there. The great thing is that Liquid ASS causes no damage and is completely undetectable.
It feels so much better knowing there is something I can do instead of being this helpless victim. I even complained to her about the smell and threatened to phone the local council about it.
— Christina from Tasmania
One of our customers, Aaron, has fun with Liquid ASS with friends and at school. Watch and laugh as he enhances his farts with Liquid ASS and sprays Liquid ASS in the hallway at school.
Send us your video. If we deem that it is good enough to use on our site, we will send you 12 bottles of Liquid ASS as we did for Anthony for his video above.
The video needs to be the digital file from the camera (MPEG-4) saved on a CD uncompressed and sent directy to us thru the mail.
What defines a perfect funny prank? It should be (1) effective, (2) long–lasting, (3) stealthy, (4) observable, (5) repeatable, and (6) safe. Liquid ASS and BARFume have all these characteristics. Try it and see for yourself.
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard in my life."
• "I have found that your product is the Holy Grail of stink!"
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot", like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."
You can hear radio interviews with the Assmen in their entirety by going to our Radio Links Page.
Hate your job? Morale at work low? Pull out your stash of Liquid ASS and pull some hilarious office pranks, exact some revenge on your annoying co–worker, or show your boss who really is in charge. Job satisfaction going up.
To get your own stash of ASS, go to the Products page of our online store.
World Champion Freediver Tanya Streeter can hold her breath for 6 minutes . . . but can she handle 2 seconds of Liquid ASS? Watch this video and find out (WMV, 1.9 MB).
Stink Bombs and Fart Spray are effective stink prank products, but they have that chemical sulfur smell. Liquid ASS has an authentic butt–crack smell.
Need some ASS? Go to the Products page of our online store.
If you like Stink Bombs and Fart Spray, just wait until you try Liquid ASS!
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Page last updated 01February2014.