Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS.
Looking for funny gag gifts? Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid ASS.
The Liquid ASS booth was the talk of Halloween, Costume, Party Show in Las Vegas last month. Like it or not, people walking by could not help but stare at our half–naked mannequin on a toilet, thinking, "What the hell is that all about". Many people told us that Liquid ASS had the best booth at the show. And, of course, many more folks walked away with a bottle of the "great equalizer" in hand.
Well after several days of planning, I decided to nuke the office bathroom with Liquid ASS. I had to plan it carefully so no one thought it was me stinking up the joint. Finally, I got my chance. I went into the bathroom and sprayed about a two second burst right behind the toilet and ran out and closed the door. I stood back and listened and watched. The first guy goes in. He is in there for about two minutes, comes out, storms to his office and returns with an air freshener and sprays it for about ten seconds. I am on the phone with my wife trying not to bust out laughing. The next lady goes and comes out and states, "#&$%! There is something wrong with that bathroom, and I think we need to call maintenance. %@#!" I am again trying not to laugh.
I stayed several more hours after most people went home. The stench was still there five hours later, just not as bad. I look forward to many more assings!
Thanks a lot, Assmen, on an incredible product!
— Cokebear in Texas
Montreal's own Jay Kaka is at it again. We're not talking about a shirt that says "Liquid ASS" on it. We're talking about a shirt that is soaked with Liquid ASS. He, Jay, and Gino head to the mall and video people's reactions to the smell.
Here's an idea, Jay. Spray down a hot, scantily–clad chic with Liquid ASS. Send her into a bar and video the guys trying to hit on her. Make sure that she is flirtatious. When the inevitable question arises about the smell, have her explain that she is having some feminine hygiene problems.
Liquid ASS'er Antonio was a groomsman in his buddy's recent wedding. Unfortunately for the bride and bridegroom, Antonio planned a Liquid ASS prank as part of the get–away car "decorations". We loved the video; we used it; we sent Antonio 25 free bottles of Liquid ASS.
We have compiled highlights of videos from those shot by radio stations, sent to us from customers, and done by the Assmen themselves.
The Assmen pulled a Liquid ASS prank in the breakfast cereal aisle of a store. These two ladies were kind enough to share their inner thoughts of Liquid ASS (WMV, 3.1 MB).
In their own words:
Send us your video. If we use it, we will send you 25 bottles of Liquid ASS.
What defines a perfect funny prank? It should be (1) effective, (2) long–lasting, (3) stealthy, (4) observable, (5) repeatable, and (6) safe. Liquid ASS has all these characteristics. Try it and see for yourself.
Liquid ASS is in MySpace.
Stop in and tell us about your latest Liquid ASS prank.
Bubba says, "It's bad! . . . It's really bad!"
Bubba the Love Sponge and the BTLS staff have been having fun with Liquid ASS. On this video clip, Bubba sprays Liquid ASS all over 25Cent's shirt. (WMV, 1.2 MB).
Howard Stern got wind of Bubba the Love Sponge and his Liquid ASS antics. In this audio clip, Howard and Robin discuss Bubba's ASSing of 25 shown in the Bubba the Love Sponge video above 
, (MP3, 1.2 MB).
In this
audio clip, Robin and Howard talk about Liquid ASS, Bubba the Love Sponge, and David Letterman
(MP3, 505 KB).
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard in my life."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot", like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."
, it's a bit disturbing."
You can hear radio interviews with the Assmen in their entirety by going to our Radio Links Page.
Hate your job? Morale at work low? Pull out your stash of Liquid ASS and pull some hilarious office pranks, exact some revenge on your annoying co–worker, or show your boss who really is in charge. Job satisfaction going up.
To get your own stash of ASS, go to the Products page of our online store.
World Champion Freediver Tanya Streeter can hold her breath for 6 minutes . . . but can she handle 2 seconds of Liquid ASS? Watch this video and find out (WMV, 1.9 MB).
Stink Bombs and Fart Spray are effective stink prank products, but they have that chemical sulfur smell. Liquid ASS has an authentic butt–crack smell.
Need some ASS? Go to the Products page of our online store.
If you like Stink Bombs and Fart Spray, just wait until you try Liquid ASS!
Check out our funny "GET MORE ASS" t–shirt.
Do you have any questions or comments for the Assmen?
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Page last updated 05May2008.
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