Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS.
Looking for funny gag gifts? Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid ASS.
The Liquid ASS booth was the talk of Halloween, Costume, Party Show in Las Vegas. Like it or not, people walking by could not help but stare at our half–naked mannequin on a toilet, thinking, "What the hell is that all about?" Many people told us that Liquid ASS had the best booth at the show. And, of course, many more folks walked away with a bottle of the "Great Equalizer" in hand.
I knew I'd need more Liquid ASS for the summer season of A_Holes and so I ordered another dozen bottles. I waited patiently and bam. The upstairs neighbor is a real Beyotch and she walks with heavy steps which makes my ceiling sound like a big bass drum. Her kids use my front steps as a skate park and tore up the fence and opened the neighbor's mail. I called the police and the kids got into trouble. I got blamed for the trouble even though I wasn't the one who did the damage and nor the one who leaves the young kids at home unattended. The Beyotch has some serious issues and blames other people.
The kids went away for a month to visit their father at the beginning of summer and the Beyotch was fairly quiet until last Saturday. The kids came home and 350 pound grandpa came with them and proceeded to play cards until 5:00 AM Sunday morning, laughing and making a racket. Because there was no loud party, the police didn't do anything about it. The Beyotch stomped all over the floor Saturday night to show me that she is in charge and can make my life a living hell as revenge for getting her kids in trouble. After they finally went to sleep, I emptied 2 bottles of Liquid ASS into the inside of her car doors and all over the air intake in front of the windshield. At about 10:00 AM, they went to the beach in the car. It must have stank something awful because when they returned at 4:00 PM, they were trying to figure out where that stench was coming from. They can't use the air conditioner or fan because the air smells terrible. They cannot roll up the windows either or else they will gag on the putrid smell. It's gonna' be one long hot summer in that car.
The result of my ASS operation is that I took away her security and forced her to realize that she is not in charge of the situation. She and her kids have been silent for 2 days and nights since the ASSing and better stay that way if they know what's good for them.
Thanks, Liquid ASS.
— Sk8 in SoCal
Montreal's own Jay Kaka hits the bathroom with Liquid ASS. Then he disgresses in having his coworker buddies take a whiff of Liquid ASS for themselves. See their reactions in the video below.
Send us your video. If we deem that it is good enough to use on our site, we will send you 25 bottles of Liquid ASS.
The video needs to be the digital file from the camera (MPEG-4) saved on a CD uncompressed and sent directy to us thru the mail.
We have compiled highlights of videos from those shot by radio stations, sent to us from customers, and done by the Assmen themselves.
The Assmen pulled a Liquid ASS prank in the breakfast cereal aisle of a store. These two ladies were kind enough to share their inner thoughts of Liquid ASS (WMV, 3.1 MB).
In their own words:
What defines a perfect funny prank? It should be (1) effective, (2) long–lasting, (3) stealthy, (4) observable, (5) repeatable, and (6) safe. Liquid ASS has all these characteristics. Try it and see for yourself.
Liquid ASS is in MySpace.
Stop in and tell us about your latest Liquid ASS prank.
Bubba says, "It's bad! . . . It's really bad!"
Bubba the Love Sponge and the BTLS staff have been having fun with Liquid ASS. On this video clip, Bubba sprays Liquid ASS all over 25Cent's shirt. (WMV, 1.2 MB).
Howard Stern got wind of Bubba the Love Sponge and his Liquid ASS antics. In this audio clip, Howard and Robin discuss Bubba's ASSing of 25 shown in the Bubba the Love Sponge video above 
, (MP3, 1.2 MB).
In this
audio clip, Robin and Howard talk about Liquid ASS, Bubba the Love Sponge, and David Letterman
(MP3, 505 KB).
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard in my life."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot", like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous effects of a noxious fart bomb."
, it's a bit disturbing."
You can hear radio interviews with the Assmen in their entirety by going to our Radio Links Page.
Hate your job? Morale at work low? Pull out your stash of Liquid ASS and pull some hilarious office pranks, exact some revenge on your annoying co–worker, or show your boss who really is in charge. Job satisfaction going up.
To get your own stash of ASS, go to the Products page of our online store.
World Champion Freediver Tanya Streeter can hold her breath for 6 minutes . . . but can she handle 2 seconds of Liquid ASS? Watch this video and find out (WMV, 1.9 MB).
Stink Bombs and Fart Spray are effective stink prank products, but they have that chemical sulfur smell. Liquid ASS has an authentic butt–crack smell.
Need some ASS? Go to the Products page of our online store.
If you like Stink Bombs and Fart Spray, just wait until you try Liquid ASS!
Do you have any questions or comments for the Assmen?
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Page last updated 16November2008.
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